Somewhere in a Delaware basement is an aging thespian being held captive.
This chap's acting career never amounted to much, his sole gig being a "Joe Biden impersonator".
Used to be popular at weddings, funerals, legion clubs in Delaware where he would have audiences in hysterics with his astonishingly accurate portrayal of their junior Senator.
All good fun and he eked out a living for several decades doing this.
Until one day early last year he got a phone call...
One thing led to another, and he had a meeting with the DNC Chairman who offered him the role of a lifetime.
It seems that Joe Biden was dead; had passed away in 2018 of old age. The Demoscum party was sort of left up a creek; needed a 2020 candidate in the form of Joe Biden, and would he take on this role?
There was no need to worry about actually governing because the scenario would go like this...
1. "Joe" becomes the candidate
2. Hides in a basement, so doesn't campaign
3. The real President will be "selected" as the VP candidate at the convention
4. "Joe" suddenly (ahem) "dies" a week or two after the election.
5. The commie female VP will take over.
Now folks, you claim to be "rational" and "objective".... (yes, yes we all " understand" haha! - but it's what you claim, isn't it?)
Now look at the photos I post in the comments