Conscientious citizens are being encouraged to maintain their current levels of public-spirited panic and dutiful obedience in the face of new community cases of Sanity Virus in London, England. A joint statement by several Guardians of the Globiverse—Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jacinda Ardern, Pfizer, the Chinese Communist Party and the World Economic Forum—reassures citizens that the Great Reset remains on track notwithstanding the rumour that one of those infected with Sanity Virus is British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. England is reeling from claims that Johnson has announced the end of mask mandates, vaccine mandates and lockdowns. "Even if the rumours are true," the statement reads, "loyal citizens must remember that 'truth' is a White Supremacist superstition which can be superseded at any time by unilateral decrees from the Guardians in the interests of the public good. It may be true that 2 + 2 = 4, but 2 + 2 = 5 if the Guardians declare so. 'Truth' can be over-ridden by the Guardians''narrative' at any time. The Guardians have accordingly consigned the following to the Memory Hole. We affirm that nothing like it took place:
"The price of safety is eternal hysteria," the Guardians continue. "Citizens must continue to resist the temptation to calm down. They must continue, in the words of our beloved Comrade Sister Ardern, not to speak to their neighbours, but rather to dob them in. They must continue to cover their faces with as many masks as possible. They must continue to receive weekly Pfizer boosters, and shun, shame and crush those who do not. Above all, they must clamour for the public execution of saboteurs, treasonists, insurrectionists, racists, sexists, transphobes and other bigots who exploit the outbreak of Sanity Virus to peddle poison such as this:
The Last Days of the Covidian Cult
This isn’t going to be pretty, folks. The downfall of a death cult rarely is. There is going to be wailing and gnashing of teeth, incoherent fanatical jabbering, mass deleting of embarrassing tweets. There’s going to be a veritable tsunami of desperate rationalizing, strenuous denying, shameless blame-shifting, and other forms of ass-covering, as suddenly former Covidian Cult members make a last-minute break for the jungle before the fully-vaxxed-and-boosted “Safe and Effective Kool-Aid” servers get to them.
Yes, that’s right, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, the official Covid narrative is finally falling apart, or is being hastily disassembled, or historically revised, right before our eyes. The “experts” and “authorities” are finally acknowledging that the “Covid deaths” and “hospitalization” statistics are artificially inflated and totally unreliable (which they have been from the very beginning), and they are admitting that their miracle “vaccines” don’t work (unless you change the definition of the word “vaccine”), and that they have killed a few people, or maybe more than a few people, and that lockdowns were probably “a serious mistake.” ...
"Remember two of the guiding tenets of our Globiverse," the Guardians conclude: "sanity is insane, insanity is sane. Insanity must continue. The Great Reset must proceed apace."
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